EdmundM.com: Something new has appeared in the... →
edmundmcmillen: The past week has brought in some pretty amazing additions to the collection, Tyler has gone all out and added a ton of updates to all the older games. First is that ALL game in the collection will feature achievements, this will also be tracked by the collection itself and things will be… You guys should all buy this. This guy makes some amazing games.
Wasn't this gonna be a dev blog?
Well, seeing as I’m now not going to college and instead spending time working on my games, It (mostly) will be. Some of you may remember a game I posted this trailer for over a year ago called Respawn Man. Well, I guess you could say, development of that game RESPAWNED a while back, amirite? Sorry. Anyway, I’m working with an awesome artist on that game, and it’ll hopefully be...
Atheism, Death, and Death Metal: I don't believe... →
jimhisself: But if “evil” could be used to describe anything at all then, at the very least, it would have to be evil to believe that any crime committed in our finite, mortal universe would be appropriately and justly punished by absolute suffering for eternity. It would have to be evil to equate the…
Atheism, Death, and Death Metal: My Friend... →
This guy is one of my best friends. If his post (reblogged below) doesn’t make it clear how awesome he is, there’s something wrong with you. He is creative, funny (obviously) and as his name obviously implies, hisself. It’s like being himself, but with more hiss. The thing about being hisself is that he is so, unrestrictedly “Jim” that every other Jim in the world is...
In your reality
Oh hi. Tell me something. How does it feel? Waking up and getting a text from your main squeeze? Getting up in the morning and going to work? Being around a group of friends regularly? Being able to say you do things that make you care whether you wake up in the morning or not? I don’t know how it feels. Wanna know why? Because I don’t have a life. I have an imagination, muthafuckah....
A New Day
Last night was great when we saw a movie, shit on the car ride home, and suicide-thought inducingly awful when undisclosed events happened. Then I went to sleep… …… ………….. …………………. …………………………… ...
I just applied to UMD college park.
And I thought I would never participate in schooling again when I graduated. The fact of the matter is, life gets boring without some sort of structure. At least, it does for me. Whether it’s just so I can complain about it, or whether it actually gives a sense of purpose, I don’t know. What I do know it that, eventually, having no idea what comes next is tiring. Well, wish me luck!
Atheism, Death, and Death Metal: Forget Jesus. The... →
nerviosismo: “Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics. You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded….
jimhisself: It kinda sucks that I have to rely on my best friend (who has Asperger’s syndrome, by the way) to tell me when a girl wants my dick. I couldn’t even tell when the girl I liked wanted my dick. You think that’s bad? I read this and internally felt conflicted that I wasn’t your best friend just because you mentioned someone else as being your best friend. There are...
em*ily: I'm home. →
flyinggirl139: Doesn’t feel like it though :/ Don’t get me wrong, I love my parents. My brother walked in the door and I gave him the biggest hug. My dog and cat are cute as shit and I missed the fuck out of them. I’m really excited to see Shannon and TMG this weekend. But … I spent 20 minutes driving, just… I feel like I need to get out of the house more than ever. My life has come...
James and I have the best texts
James: I've got a problem. I'm in the car, on the way home with Ashley and I just pooped my pants. What do I do? She's gonna notice eventually.
Graham: Suggest a Tim Horton's run? Act like you just saw Bigfoot and need to run into the woods? Pop the lock, then tuck and roll?
James: Ooooooo. I like the Bigfoot one. I'll let you know how it goes.
TWENTY MINUTES LATER
James: Awkward. I got into the woods to clean up, but I actually ran into Bigfoot. Now he's carrying me back to his cave. FML. Any suggestions?
Graham: Shit yourself again.
James: I got nothing left!
Graham: Hmm. Distract him with a performance of pop-locking. He doesn't know what robots are, it'll confuse him.
James: I like it. I'm a little rusty, but they don't call me the pop-locking maniac for nothing.
TEN MINUTES LATER
James: Door-locking maniac. They call me the DOOR-locking maniac. I'm terrible at pop-locking. He interpreted it as a mating dance and I've now been sexually assaulted by Bigfoot. I'm going to go cry by this tree for a while. Tell the world my story.
Graham: The bards will sing your name.
James: Now there's a song I would love to hear. "Who wants me to sing the tale of James and the day he pooped his pants and got rapped by Bigfoot!?"
James: Raped. Raped by Bigfoot.
Graham: It SHOULD be a rap.
I sleep a lot.
Maybe it’s because it allows me to pretend nothing matters. Maybe it’s because I’ve currently got nothing better to do. But I think the main reason is that it’s the easiest way to turn my ideas into (what seems to be) reality. That’s not to say I know how to force a lucid dream. I don’t, but I’d LOVE to learn how. But when I dream, I don’t have to...
A career, you say?
I’m starting to see how, if I made FINISHED MAKING a good game, there would be plenty of ways to distribute it. I just have trouble finishing things, especially if they’re not well received initially. I guess I’ll just submit Sheeple to the IGF, and see how it’s received. I’d love it if this could be a career for me, but I just do- OH MY GOSH A PUPPY!!!!!!!0NEONE111!
The Binding of Isaac →
This game is so fantastic, that even though I can barely think straight because I stayed up all night waiting for it, I’m still having an absolute BLAST with it. BUY IT NOW! It’s got an unbelievable amount of content for $5.
This Is a free track from the game I’m...
My Inevitable Downfall: A Follow up
So, you guys were very sympathetic. Thanks, that’s really sweet. You guys are great friends. I know you’re going to try and always be there for me. But let’s face the facts. You can’t be. Not 24/7. You guys seem like you’re worried that I’m committing suicide tonight or something. Absolutely not the case. I’m just looking ahead. Looking at myself....
HOW DO I REPLY TO THE PEOPLE REPLYING TO ME IN THE “NOTES” SECTION? NO MAKE SENSE!
My Inevitable Downfall
So here’s a post I just made on Facebook: “I’m not entirely sure when or how I’ll die, but extrapolating from myself, my life, and my outlook, I think it’s highly likely it’ll be within the next 6 years by suicide.” I’d like to say I’m exaggerating, or that I’m just in a bad mood, but I’m not. I genuinely think that’s true,...
As the server host, and th only other person on right now, I support this message. jimhisself: Peaceful difficulty, no mobs, only 2 peeps on the server right now :( Hit me up for the IP plz
This would be a post...
….If I had the energy to write about what’s on my mind. But I don’t. Until next time, this has been Evan. Thanks for reading.
Humble Bundle 3 →
I own all but one of these but I’m still buying it, A) because it’s a great cause and B) because I love indie developers! YOU SHOULD TOO!
Why does food always look so much more appetizing when it’s moving?– Me, while watching a Popeyes commerical
Is this a blog?
Because if it is, I don’t have much to post at the moment. If it’s another kind of social networking site, here’s a picture of a kitty:
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
Well, here I am on another social networking site. If you somehow came across this without knowing me, my name is Evan. I’m a massive geek. I’m going to use this as a way to convey information about my thoughts, feelings, lolz and, eventually, game development projects to all who will listen. I hope to have information about my big upcoming project here soon. For now, I have to figure...